VIP Accommodations
Penthouse Suite
With its sweeping views, expansive balcony, and lavish dining area, this palatial one-bedroom suite was the esteemed residence of our newly installed general manager when he returned from exile to restore the hotel’s reputation and finances after a scandal that almost closed our doors for good. If you’re looking for details of the intimate evenings he spent here in the arms of our security director, please contact our press office, and please make sure your request is worded appropriately.
Pacifica Suite
A twin-sister of our beloved Penthouse Suite boasting views of the pool deck and hills to the north of the resort, the Pacifica Suite played host to our world famous special events director when he first joined the hotel’s team during a brutal divorce from his husband. Perhaps it’s too much to credit this beautiful accommodation for the fact that he found a new and better love shortly after moving in. We’re pretty sure it didn’t hurt.
Private Villas
Yes, it’s true. Technically, the blackmail scandal that almost ruined Sapphire Cove was born in one of our private villas. But they’ve been thoroughly cleaned since then and remain our most beautiful and intimate accommodations. Terraced down the resort’s south facing slope, they offer view terraces, private plunge pools and a quiet space to host a strategy session with the buddies helping you fight back against the evil, powerful celebrity who’s trying to destroy your relationship with the first man you’ve ever truly loved.